iHeckle: The Conservative Insult Generator helps you hurl the perfect insult or comeback at all those fanatical, puritanical, war-mongering, gun-fondling, town-hall-terrorizing conservative morons in your midst.

A companion to the book How to Win a Fight With a Conservative by Daniel Kurtzman, this handy app features punishing putdowns for all occasions, because, let’s face it, sometimes right-wing nutjobs leave you with no choice.

Email insults to us at insults@iheckleconservatives.com and we’ll include the best in future updates.

iHeckle: The Liberal Insult Generator

Curious to know what your right-wing rivals have to say about you? Download the companion app, iHeckle: The Liberal Insult Generator, or visit iHeckleLiberals.com and insult yourself!

About the Creator

Daniel Kurtzman is journalist, satirist, and author who edits politicalhumor.about.com, the popular website that is part of The New York Times Company’s About.com network. An equal opportunity offender, Kurtzman is author of the dueling humor books, How to Win a Fight with a Conservative and How to Win a Fight with a Liberal — the ultimate survival guides to arguing politics.

Visit Kurtzman at politicalhumor.about.com.

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