Are you fed up with deranged conservative whack jobs? Do you sometimes lack the right words to express your contempt for their laughably ignorant political views?

With iHeckle: The Conservative Insult Generator at your fingertips, you can now find the perfect insult, comeback, or retort to outwit your right-wing rivals while you’re on the go.

Break out the iHeckle App during your next family dinner, Internet flame war, or Oscar acceptance speech, and get ready to mow down all those fanatical, puritanical, war-mongering, gun-fondling, town-hall-terrorizing morons in your midst.

Features

• Generate more than 5 million possible insult variations
• Punishing putdowns for all occasions
• Email your favorite insults to your enemies
• Timely and topical insults added frequently
• Help elevate partisan mud-slinging through smarter ridicule
• Cheaper than pepper spray or a Taser gun

Coming Soon to the iPhone App Store!

Insult Demo Coming Soon

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Got an anti-conservative insult? Submit it to us, and the best insults will be included in future updates.

Curious to know what your right-wing rivals have to say about you? Download the companion app, iHeckle: The Liberal Insult Generator, and insult yourself!